Facebook status updates I thought of using, but didn’t (very wisely, you might say)

George Luke is…

… therefore he thinks.
… a concept by which we can measure our pain.
… the Strongest Link. Hello!
… sad to announce that the wedding’s off. B says she’s now in love with some J-something bloke. If I ever catch him, he’s toast.
… Big in Japan.
… Lost in Music.
… [insert title of 70s or 80s pop hit here]
… equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
… making tonight a wonderful thing with some Cuervo Gold and a fine Colombian.
… pleading with you: PLEASE log off Facebook NOW – and get some work done! That is what your boss pays you for, after all…

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Chesham-based writer, broadcaster and music aficionado. Co-author of the book 'Closing Ranks' and producer of the BBC radio documentaries 'Black and Blue' and 'The Syrians and the Kindertransport', amongst other things. View all posts by George Luke